BORROW CHECKER BLUES

Daft Punk–style robot-funk about deterministic tools in front of Jev: a vocoder robot sings real rustc errors over a slap-style synth bass, the chorus is jevkit's point — lint before you spend — and when cargo finally says "Finished dev profile", Owen Wilson says "Wow". 110 bpm, 64 bars (~2:20) as written; Jev arranges it as it plays, choosing each 4-bar section and when it ends.

  • SPEC.md — what the song must be, the prompts and models that produced it, and where it departs from the pitch (tempo, genre and the payoff meme).
  • song.js — the track.
  • cover.webp — Owen Wilson, "Wow", from https://imgflip.com/meme/122650722/Owen-Wilson-WOW (retrieved 2026-09-24).