SELECT * FROM JEV

Synthwave about Jev inside SQL — the postjevsql design and its neighbours (jevql, sqlite-jev, the ORDER BY benchmark). A vocoder robot sings the query plan over sixteenth-note arpeggios and a gated snare; the chorus is "Select star from Jev, where vibes are true", with Obi-Wan's "Hello there" answered by "General Kenobi". The last instrumental steps up a tone. 64 bars at 90 bpm as written; Jev arranges it live, choosing each 8-bar section, how much of each part plays it, how the song leads into it, and how hard, and it ends on a gated snare.

• SPEC.md — what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.
• song.js — the track.
• cover.webp — Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Hello there", from https://imgflip.com/meme/96457370/Hello-there (retrieved 2026-09-24).