MINIMAX WAS RIGHT THERE

Chiptune jungle roasting people who use Jev to play games, where plain code would do better. A vocoder robot sings the verses; each build is a Mario Kart blue shell hitting the Jev kart, which falls off Rainbow Road to "oh no no no". 64 bars (~1:30); plays once and ends.

• SPEC.md — what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.
• song.js — the track.
• cover.webp — the winged blue Spiny Shell, Mario Kart Wii artwork, from https://www.mariowiki.com/File:MKW_Spiny_Shell_Artwork.png (retrieved 2026-09-24).