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FORTY-FIVE PERCENT

Lo-fi hip hop about using Jev as a stock picker: a 45.0% hit rate on a three-way guess (up, flat or down), against 33% for a blind three-way guess. Swung, dusty drums; Rhodes-ish chords and a round bass wobbling like tape; vinyl crackle; a percussion loop of the Wolf of Wall Street chest-thump hum's thumps, tuned and on the grid, with "Stonks" chopped into it; a vocoder robot reading the backtest's own verdict. 48 bars (~2:24) at 80 bpm as written; Jev arranges it live in 11 to 16 four-bar sections (about 2:12 to 3:12), always through both verses, and "This is fine" gets the last word over the faded keys and the crackle.

  • SPEC.md — what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.
  • song.js — the track.
  • cover.webp — the "Stonks" meme man, from https://imgflip.com/meme/186821996/stonks (retrieved 2026-09-24).