FORTY-FIVE PERCENT
Lo-fi hip hop about using Jev as a stock picker: a 45.0% hit rate on a three-way guess (up, flat or down), against 33% for a blind three-way guess. Swung, dusty drums; Rhodes-ish chords and a round bass wobbling like tape; vinyl crackle; a percussion loop of the Wolf of Wall Street chest-thump hum's thumps, tuned and on the grid, with "Stonks" chopped into it; a vocoder robot reading the backtest's own verdict. 48 bars (~2:24) at 80 bpm as written; Jev arranges it live in 11 to 16 four-bar sections (about 2:12 to 3:12), always through both verses, and "This is fine" gets the last word over the faded keys and the crackle.
SPEC.md— what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.song.js— the track.cover.webp— the "Stonks" meme man, from https://imgflip.com/meme/186821996/stonks (retrieved 2026-09-24).