TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

Upbeat breakcore in C major about Jev's bad days: it picks among the answers it is given and never makes one up, and the projects built on it still had bad days. The Windows XP error sound plays a riff in key, a vocoder robot sings what they measured (file ranking that moved cost by less than noise, ORDER BY failing four of six checks, 32 of 200 answers flipped by reversing the options), the choruses land "Task failed successfully" and "Emotional damage", and the song ends on the "Directed by Robert B. Weide" theme. 64 bars as written (~1:25); Jev arranges it live, four bars at a time.

• SPEC.md — what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.
• song.js — the track.
• cover.webp — the "Task failed successfully" Windows XP dialog, from https://imgflip.com/meme/137732803/Task-failed-successfully (retrieved 2026-09-24).