1# SELECT * FROM JEV
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3Synthwave about Jev inside SQL — the postjevsql design and its neighbours
4(jevql, sqlite-jev, the ORDER BY benchmark). A vocoder robot sings the query
5plan over sixteenth-note arpeggios and a gated snare; the chorus is "Select
6star from Jev, where vibes are true", with Obi-Wan's "Hello there" answered by
7"General Kenobi". The last instrumental steps up a tone. 64 bars at 90 bpm
8as written; Jev arranges it live, choosing each 8-bar section, how much of each part plays it, how
9the song leads into it, and how hard, and it ends on a gated snare.
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11- `SPEC.md` — what the song must be, and the prompts and models that produced it.
12- `song.js` — the track.
13- `cover.webp` — Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Hello there", from https://imgflip.com/meme/96457370/Hello-there (retrieved 2026-09-24).